The Ultimate James Bond List – Die Another Day (2002)
We have finally reached the 20th James Bond film, and the final Pierce Brosnan 007 outing. Many brain cells were destroyed in the making of this Ultimate List, so jump in that invisible car, and turn the CGI up to max, as we look at the utterly horrible pre-reboot Bond.
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007 – Each time the Bond theme song is heard.
1. Opening gun barrel sequence
2. Heard while surfing into North Korea
3. When taking the glasses off Mr. Van Bierk
4. Chasing Colonel Moon
5. When detonating the land mines with machine fire
6. Just as Bond kicks the hovercraft into top speed
7. Briefly heard while being escorted away from the exchange point
8. After climbing out of the water in Hong Kong
9. When entering the The Ruben Royale Hotel
10. Just before arriving at the bar at the El Gran Palacio Hotel bar
11. Using the guy as a ticket to Isla Los Organos
12. Sneaking through the window and stealing a grape
13. After Jinx escapes and Bond checks the diamonds
14. Bond in his office cleaning his gun.
15. Driving the Aston Martin in Iceland
16. Heard just before Miranda kisses him
17. Briefly when the ice cliff breaks down
18. PROUDLY heard when Bond jumps the ice
19. When stealing the motorised snowmobile
20. Using the ejector seat
21. Just as the Vanish comes back and Bond avoids Zao’s attack
22. As Bond and Jinx board Gustav’s plane
23. “Time to face gravity!”
24. Just as the helicopter restarts and they pull up
You Know My Name – Bond, James Bond count. When it is said by Bond himself.
1. Introducing himself to Gustav Graves
Felix Leiter – If James Bond smokes on screen.
1. Smoking a cigar at the bar
2. Another cigar when being told about the GG diamonds
Nobody Does It Better – Whenever Bond beds a woman, implied of course.
1. Jinx in the hotel room
2. Miranda Frost in his ice hotel room
Shaken, Not Stirred – All alcoholic beverages Bond consumes.
1. Unknown alcoholic beverage while in Havana
2. Mojito at the bar with Jinx
3. “Lucky I asked for it shaken.” Vodka Martini
4. Vodka Martini at the bar with Jinx
Licence To Kill – Every kill caused by Bond himself directly.
1. Hovercraft gunner with falling door
2. Hovercraft pilot with falling door
3. Forcing hovercraft pilot into an explosion
4. Forcing hovercraft gunner into an explosion
5. Shooting one of Colonel Moon’s men on the main hovercraft
6. Colonel Moon’s hovercraft pilot
7-8. Snowmobile rider by ramming into him with the Aston Martin
9. Zao by dropping an ice chandelier on him
10. Gustav Graves into the plane engine
Aston Martin DB5 – Any and all modes of transport Bond travels by.
1. Helicopter to meet Colonel Moon
2. Hovercraft chasing Colonel Moon
3. Colonel Moon’s main hovercraft
4. Military truck to the exchange point
5. Loan car while driving to El Gran Palacio Hotel
6. Boat to Isla Los Organos
7. British Airways airplane
8. Aston Martin Vanquish in Iceland
9. Aston Martin while spying on Gustav’s men
10. Rocket Ice sled across the ice
11. Motorised snowmobile back to the ice palace
12. Aston Martin when escaping Zao
13. Military truck in South Korea base
14. Cargo plane flying toward the North Korea air space
15. Switchblades to North Korea
16. Gustav’s plane in North Korea
17. Helicopter escaping the plane
I Never Joke About My Work – Any gadget Bond uses in the field provided by Q branch.
1. Vanish while spying on Gustav’s men
2. Lazer watch to burn through the ice
3. Sonic ring to break the glass floor and escape
4. Vanish when spying on Gustav
5. Vanquish thermal imaging to locate Jinx
6. Vanquish: front facing rockets against Zao
7. Vanquish: Ejector seat to flip car
8. Vanquish: front facing machine guns to attack Zao
9. Vanquish: Auto tracking shotguns to destroy rockets
10. Vanquish: Auto tracking shotguns to attack Zao
11. Vanish to avoid Zao
12. Vanquish: tire spikes to climb the ice wall
13. Sonic ring to break the windscreen to rescue Jinx
I Have A Dinner Jacket – Whenever Bond wears a tuxedo.
1. Opening gun barrel sequence
2. When at the Ice Palace meeting Jinx at the bar
For Queen and Country – All locations visited by 007
1. North Korea
2. Hong Kong
3. Havana, Cuba
4. Los Organos, Cuba
5. London, England
7. South Korea
8. North Korea
9. Unknown Location, imdb has it listed as Wales, United Kingdom
Yes, I Know, Don’t Tell Me – Any chase 007 finds himself involved in.
1. Chasing Colonel Moon with Hovercrafts and being chased at the same time
2. Chasing Zao as the helicopter is lifting off
3. Graves’ men chasing Bond out of the diamond compound
4. Icarus sun beam chasing Bond across the ice
5. Bond escaping Zao in their cars
Ninja Training – Any team vs team shoot out with each team being greater than 10 members.
James Bond will return in Casino Royale